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Quvanzhané Wallis in ‘Annie’

Say what you will about Will Gluck’s new updated version of the musical Annie — and people will say plenty when the review embargo is lifted — but the frizzy-haired orphan played by the adorable 11-year-old Quvenzhané Wallis is no role model for modern little girls. In the opening five minutes or so, she’s depicted breaking no fewer than three (possibly five) laws in her New York City hometown — and demonstrating some risky, life-threatening behavior that no parent would want her daughter to emulate.

First, we see Annie asking a woman on one of those ubiquitous blue rental CitiBikes if she can take the bike and use up the woman’s remaining “10 minutes” of time. The woman agrees, and Annie hops on. That’s two rules broken right there. According to CitiBike’s online user agreement, “You must not allow others to use a Citi Bike bicycle that You have removed from a Bike Dock.” And, as you might have guessed, CitiBikes can’t be used by “any person less than 16 years of age.”

Then, incredibly, Annie takes off on the bicycle without a helmet. (Did the filmmakers suffer a head injury when they let this scene slide into the finished film? Imagine your daughter crying out, “Look, ma, no helmet!” before launching into the chorus of “Tomorrow.”) Understandably, helmets are a safety-conscious legal requirement for cyclists under 13 in New York City. And before she hits the picturesque streets of Manhattan, we see her pedaling on the sidewalk, another violation (even for kids) when using grown-up bikes.

Annie docks her bike as promised, and leaps on the subway — but in a quick cut, we see her passing between cars as the train is moving. I know from personal experience that that’s illegal in the city. About a decade ago, I was stopped by two cops and issued a $75 fine for that very offense. (Like many an efficiency-minded straphanger, I was trying to get myself to the car that was closest to my intended exit.)

All’s not lost for parents whose daughters hope to imitate their big-screen idol. That wheelbarrow-dry-mopping routine with her fellow foster kids during “Hard Knock Life,” for instance, looks like good, clean (and relatively safe) fun.

 

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